- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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