What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A women left the kitchen.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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