Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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I'm rick james bitch

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An American man walks to Mc Donalds.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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