- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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