- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

knock knock come in !

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

how many babies does it take to paint a house depends on how hard you throw em

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's worse than failing a test Drowning

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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