what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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