- Anti Joke

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!