- Anti Joke

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

38 studio's new game... Finance City

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Racial equality.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD