TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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where's mom I killed her

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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69

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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