- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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