- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old are you? 7

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Knock knock, COME IN!

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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