- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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