- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Knock Knock No solicitors

Cheese

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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