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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

Gay rights.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did Little Suzie fall off her bike? I hit her with a shovel. Why did little Suzie die? I hit her with a shovel and she fell off her bike.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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