- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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