- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What fires shots? A gun

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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