What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What is older than history?

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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