- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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