- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

Everybody will die

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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