- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

why was the boy sad? because.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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