Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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A hill billy went fishing

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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