What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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Knock Knock! Who is there? Me. Let me in. Oh, okay, Come in.

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Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

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Goodbye Nero, it is good to see that you are the man that we still admire so much, except better, wiser than we thought you would be, stronger, if broken inside by unhappiness, you cannot change this world into what it could have been, and neither should you take that burden upon your shoulders anymore.

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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