- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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