What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

whats worse than gill? nothing

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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