Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did Rebecka black say on Thursday? Today is thursday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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ure mama's so fat

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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