- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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