- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Sarah Palin.

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America

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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