Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

wanna here a joke? you.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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