- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

I like school Said no one ever.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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