- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

There once was this guy and he fell down

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What do you call an amazing person Good

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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