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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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