- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

Justin Bieber.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

why was the boy sad? because.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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