An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

It says so on your cap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Anti Joke

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