- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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