a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

A man goes to the potty.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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