- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Women's Rights

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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