Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Who invented apple? God

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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