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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

George W. Bush

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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