What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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