- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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