- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Women's Rights

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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