- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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