- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

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