How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Ferrari? That was my Ferrari by darragh hamilton

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What did the boy without arms get in his Christmas present? A pair of gloves. Just kidding, he didn't open it yet.

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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