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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Your face

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's long hard and black A drain pipe

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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