why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Pickles are moist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Your're racist.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

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whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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