- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

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