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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

I enjoy Popcorn

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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