- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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robin, get in the car.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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