- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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