roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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