- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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