- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

knock knock!? . . No.

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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