Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

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Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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