- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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