Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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