- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Okay.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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