- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Detroit has a low crime rate

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

How old is victor? Half past dead

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

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