- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Hats better than a stick? A stone

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Justin's life

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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