- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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