Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Mooses

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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