Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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men's rights activists

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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