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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Dude man, I'm high...

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

A bar walks into a man

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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