- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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