What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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