What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

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Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

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Anti Joke

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