- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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