Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A black student graduated High School

What moos like a cow? Another cow

George W. Bush

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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