Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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THe Election

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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