- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Hello.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

tim has no humor

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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