A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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