Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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tim has no humor

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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