- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

You idiot.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

A dog was barking at a tree

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