- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

irish man drinking john smiths

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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