- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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