What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

osama bin laden is dead

my gramma died

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Two planes walk into an office building

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

My dog barks when someones at the door.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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