- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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