Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

Two planes walk into an office building

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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