A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

baloney sandwich

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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