What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

my gramma died

Two planes walk into an office building

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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