Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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