a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A black student graduated High School

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

i have yougurt mit traktor

OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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