How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Justin Beiber

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

George W. Bush

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

i have yougurt mit traktor

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

A black student graduated High School

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

Anti Joke

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