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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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