- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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